Wednesday, December 29, 2010

A whole New Year

It's almost that time again, when my human friends stay up waaaay past bedtime to watch that giant lighted ball fall down over Times Square. Why they do that, I have no idea, especially because they only drop it once and no one ever gets to chase it. Doesn't seem like much of a game to me.

Shortly after the ball drop, the humans start talking about "resolutions." If you ask me, the only resolution worth making is "I resolve to give Bea more Snausages," but to date no one has made that one.

Resolutions are one of those human things we dogs just don't get. Humans say things like, "I resolve to spend more time with my family." Then something will happen like you get the flu, or there's a birthday you have to prepare for, or you have to a deadline at work, and boom! All of a sudden you feel guilty about breaking your resolution, and we dogs have to spend the rest of the winter cheering you up about it (in between dropping the kids off at school, choir practice, grocery shopping, getting the car in for an oil change, potluck suppers, midnight trips to the pharmacy… etc., etc., etc.)

Now, a dog resolution would be much more short-term: "I resolve to eat my whole bowl of food in less than 45 seconds!" or "I resolve to pull down that adorable holiday bear in the foyer and chew it to pieces as soon as you can't see!"

Dogs are not much for delayed gratification.

So maybe that's something you can learn from dogs this year: Enjoy the moment. Take time to make yourself happy. Go ahead, it's just as important as all that other stuff. Watch the birds in the snow. Get a cup of hot chocolate -- the really good kind you don't usually splurge on. Look for pictures in the clouds while you're waiting to pick up the kids. Share a meal with each other, not the TV -- even if it's take-out. Give the dog a tummy rub and an extra treat. (That last one is probably the most important.)

Believe me, no one ever says, "I wish I'd gotten the car in for one more tune-up," or "I should have been a better grocery shopper." They hold me in their laps and they say things like "I wish I'd spent more time with my kids."

Think about it: Enjoy the moment. You have a whole new year to practice.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Dear Santa


Dear Santa,

I have been a very good dog this year. When asked to sit, I sit. When asked to stay, I stay. I would roll over, but it gets my pretty white fur dirty.

I have worked very hard to help people this year. Since January, I have visited over 100 patients at our Hospice House, plus their family members. I help the nurses and CNA’s take care of our patients. They take all kinds of medicines, but sometimes the best one is a wagging tail and a wet nose.

I would like a new sweater, an electric blanket for my dog bed, and a bag of Snausages.

I will leave you an extra dog biscuit next to the tree. Peanut butter—my favorite!

Sincerely,
Bea the Poodle